Jul
27
over the weekend, one of my co-workers had an emergency appendectomy that just happened to coincide with the day he was supposed to move into his new house. we are sending him a plant, because it somehow seems appropriate for both issues. the only problem is deciding what to write on the card. my suggestion was “congratulations! you lost an appendix but gained a house. enjoy the plant!”
(i’m not totally sure, but i think that just got me fired from the gift card committee)
